February 2012
72 posts
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terpsie:
froggyk:
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
That awkward moment when your parents add you on Facebook but you don’t want to add them back but if you don’t add them back they’ll be suspicious.
Leave me alone and let me have a private life oh my goodness.
omg my mom got a…
Do the one with the dashes
froggyk:
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
That awkward moment when your parents add you on Facebook but you don’t want to add them back but if you don’t add them back they’ll be suspicious.
Leave me alone and let me have a private life oh my goodness.
omg my mom got a tumblr and i am so scared she’s gonna ask for my account so she can follow it
i swear and reblog gay men and talk about how...
kyleehenke:
askdrunkdarkleer:
D-« what maeks you th ink im not
I ask the best Qs basically
This is beautiful
Two days without internet and all of my inboxes...
Save this one of course XD
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously...
kingcheddarxvii:
I keep seeing people on my dash saying they don't...
mountainousinfinity:
I LOVE babies.
Was reblogging for cute babies. Then I saw the grand highboob and lost it
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TMI
clothobuerocracy:
My sex drive is nigh unto nonexistent. It is tiny, alone, and afraid, curled up in a corner somewhere crying its little eyes out. It looks like he is trying to make friends with my appetite. Oh look, now they are wrestling… Oh wait. It looks like my sex drive is having SEX with my appetite. How scandalous… An affair for the ages! Whatever am I going to do??
… Go to sleep...
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I may not be here for the next while...
Welp, I’m either going to be found out, or I’m coming clean about school things with my mother. I choose the latter. If you don’t hear from me in more than week, I have been killed and my body has been set adrift in the Provo river. I love you all!
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Watchpalliraka:
a-raccoons-bullshittery:
carry-pon-my-wei-word-son:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
SCREEEECH WOFEWOJGKCJFBGKJLBVBDLKJDJKL;DF
oh my lord
taylor and i’s future child
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My moirail and I have the best conversations...
Cori and I are chilling on her couch after having watched Beauty and the Beast.
Me: You know... my boobs kind of look fabulous in this shirt.
Cori: Yeah. They're kind of screaming cop a feel
Me: *cackles*
Cori: You should not wear that shirt around Jake
Me: Oh believe me, there are a lot of things I shouldn't wear around Jake. *referring to his kink list*
Cori: ...Underwear?
*COMMENCE GIGGLEFEST*
“Once upon a time there was a fish swimmin’ around, and then a crab came and...”
– My son, the best storyteller in the world. (via mysonsquotes)
I love these stories
Try your name and post what you get. →
clothobuerocracy:
nosleepjustcoffee:
tigressanna:
animalityopera:
bellafrankenstein:
mandawins:
velarfricative:
I’M VENEREAL ASSHOLES
omg i can’t breathe
I AM A MERRY AND RAPE
using my full name, lmao.
Amanda Strange = ANGER MAD SATAN
Sounds pretty accurate, to be honest…
I used my username because my full name gives me really depressing answers, but then when I used...
Anonymous asked: Dear Never,I gonna you. You have a nice give. You make me you. You should up. Someday I will never. You + me = gonna. If I saw you now I’d let. I want to let you. I would build a down just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be U. We could mad under the stars. Love, bro? (P.S. ;D)
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
x0danielle:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
AHAHAHA mad...
This is a pretty sweet Homestuck Title Generator... →
missinterpretations:
maliciousquipster:
ophiuchustroll:
aloice:
whaoanon:
chronomaly:
thespiandeacon:
yaoiguai:
thief of hope
kawaii
You are the Heir of Blood.
gross
Heir of Rage.
fuck yea
Maid of Doom
Maid of Light
Knight of Heart
Either the Prince or Rogue of Doom depending on which first name I use.
I’m so okay with this.
Knight of Heart
This is the coolest...
Lost my voice. Now I sound like a man.
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I bought so many things today
Amongst all my purchases, I am most excited about the x-box, Skyrim, Marvel vs. Capcom, Thor wall decals and Dragon Ball Z dvds. It’s gonna be a good weekend
Anonymous asked: ABU
Anonymous asked: Q, R, S
Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, ask!
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
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Should someone you love pass today, what would you...
I shouldn’t think about this question as often as I do, but it is something I worry about.
I need to stop listening to this song.
It makes me think and feel terrible things. Then I get all depressed, and mopey which is dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. I ALREADY HAD MY EMOTIONAL WEEK. ASDFAFAAASDAFAFAFA Damn you McKenna. Damn you.
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Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 3, 15, 17
onewing-angel asked: 25, 30, 6, 14 (Those are literally random numbers. I apologize if any of those questions are awkward. I still don't know what they are. ;P)
I am sitting on my kitchen floor, eating a turkey...
I look like such a bum. I should probably go sit someplace else
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.