March 2012
125 posts
DuFuQ Did I miss?
kyleehenke:
DuFuQ
February 2012
88 posts
Watchnotchristine:
stoicsilence:
notchristine:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE @#!*% IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
im dying
i hope you are dying at her and not with her
this is the supidest thiang omgas
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff what a moron
Watchmissinterpretations:
airinn:
mrperson95:
thepageofheart:
cjtheowl:
davekatwhisperer:
trickstermodeatnight:
mrchibs:
cabout:
thevinckanator:
This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
@#!*% i IOST It
SEND HElp
DYING
SSSAJKDASD
good god
WASN’T EXPECTING THAT ONE…
OH JAYSUS
Welp there goes my @#!*% this evening
help I’ve fallen and I can’t get...
actorsallusionpresents:
clothobuerocracy:
Stay classy, Anon.
Edit: Holy @#!*% did I really spell “with” wrong??
Straight? Yeah…and what about that night in Paris. DID THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?
Doesn’t count babe. I was there ;P
bluh
being an idiot+work+ruining one of my few friendships+ feeling incredibly alone with no justification+ feeling stupid for feeling lonely= me. yay
onewing-angel:
You know what? Sometimes I hate being me. And sometimes I hate everything else. I have surpassed both of those things. There aren’t even words for how much I loath everything right now. Everything can just die in its rancid, fetid hole of an existence. Screw you humanity. Screw you.
I said I was sorry :( I really will make it up to you. I promise
My mother just admitted to me that if she knew how...
Not… sure… WHAT?! Reason #50 I really, really, really dislike my mother right now
one thousand words per image: terpsie: froggyk:... →
terpsie:
froggyk:
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
That awkward moment when your parents add you on Facebook but you don’t want to add them back but if you don’t add them back they’ll be suspicious.
Leave me alone and let me have a private life oh my goodness.
omg my mom got a…
Do the one with the dashes
froggyk:
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
That awkward moment when your parents add you on Facebook but you don’t want to add them back but if you don’t add them back they’ll be suspicious.
Leave me alone and let me have a private life oh my goodness.
omg my mom got a tumblr and i am so scared she’s gonna ask for my account so she can follow it
i swear and reblog gay men and talk about how...
kyleehenke:
askdrunkdarkleer:
D-« what maeks you th ink im not
I ask the best Qs basically
This is beautiful
Two days without internet and all of my inboxes...
Save this one of course XD
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously...
kingcheddarxvii:
I keep seeing people on my dash saying they don't...
mountainousinfinity:
I LOVE babies.
Was reblogging for cute babies. Then I saw the grand highboob and lost it
6 tags
TMI
clothobuerocracy:
My sex drive is nigh unto nonexistent. It is tiny, alone, and afraid, curled up in a corner somewhere crying its little eyes out. It looks like he is trying to make friends with my appetite. Oh look, now they are wrestling… Oh wait. It looks like my sex drive is having SEX with my appetite. How scandalous… An affair for the ages! Whatever am I going to do??
… Go to sleep...
2 tags
I may not be here for the next while...
Welp, I’m either going to be found out, or I’m coming clean about school things with my mother. I choose the latter. If you don’t hear from me in more than week, I have been killed and my body has been set adrift in the Provo river. I love you all!
3 tags
Watchpalliraka:
a-raccoons-bullshittery:
carry-pon-my-wei-word-son:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
SCREEEECH WOFEWOJGKCJFBGKJLBVBDLKJDJKL;DF
oh my lord
taylor and i’s future child
1 tag
My moirail and I have the best conversations...
Cori and I are chilling on her couch after having watched Beauty and the Beast.
Me: You know... my boobs kind of look fabulous in this shirt.
Cori: Yeah. They're kind of screaming cop a feel
Me: *cackles*
Cori: You should not wear that shirt around Jake
Me: Oh believe me, there are a lot of things I shouldn't wear around Jake. *referring to his kink list*
Cori: ...Underwear?
*COMMENCE GIGGLEFEST*
“Once upon a time there was a fish swimmin’ around, and then a crab came and...”
– My son, the best storyteller in the world. (via mysonsquotes)
I love these stories
Try your name and post what you get. →
clothobuerocracy:
nosleepjustcoffee:
tigressanna:
animalityopera:
bellafrankenstein:
mandawins:
velarfricative:
I’M VENEREAL ASSHOLES
omg i can’t breathe
I AM A MERRY AND RAPE
using my full name, lmao.
Amanda Strange = ANGER MAD SATAN
Sounds pretty accurate, to be honest…
I used my username because my full name gives me really depressing answers, but then when I used...
Anonymous asked: Dear Never,I gonna you. You have a nice give. You make me you. You should up. Someday I will never. You + me = gonna. If I saw you now I’d let. I want to let you. I would build a down just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be U. We could mad under the stars. Love, bro? (P.S. ;D)
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
x0danielle:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
AHAHAHA mad...
This is a pretty sweet Homestuck Title Generator... →
missinterpretations:
maliciousquipster:
ophiuchustroll:
aloice:
whaoanon:
chronomaly:
thespiandeacon:
yaoiguai:
thief of hope
kawaii
You are the Heir of Blood.
gross
Heir of Rage.
fuck yea
Maid of Doom
Maid of Light
Knight of Heart
Either the Prince or Rogue of Doom depending on which first name I use.
I’m so okay with this.
Knight of Heart
This is the coolest...
Lost my voice. Now I sound like a man.