Terpsie's Musings of Madness

The mad, mad muse

February 14, 2012 10:02 pm
"Once upon a time there was a fish swimmin’ around, and then a crab came and tried to snip him with his claws! Then a bomb came outta the fishes butt and exploded the crab so it was walkin’ in the air! And then a bird poopeded in the air and the poop landed in the crab’s mouth! Then a person found the fish and ate it but another bomb exploded out of the fishes mouth and blew up the guy’s nose all the way to mars. Happily ever after, the end."

My son, the best storyteller in the world. (via mysonsquotes)

I love these stories

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